Alright…it’s finally here. The conclusion to one of the greatest story arcs in modern movie history. TWENTY TWO movies spanning an entire DECADE has led to this moment. You start to sweat, bite your lip, tap the arm rest, shift in your seat, glance nervously around you, wondering if anyone else is thinking what your thinking…

“CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM NOW??!?!?!”

The answer is…maybe.

I won’t sugarcoat it. Avengers endgame is LOOOOOONG. Three hours plus! That’s a long time considering you sprung for the extra large popcorn and coke. And who can blame you? The regular size was $8 and it only cost a buck more for the extra large? WHO SETS THESE PRICES?! Do they throw darts at a dart board?!

I digress…you’re looking for insights and I’m rambling.

So when do you go to the bathroom during EndGame? After EXSTENSIVE field research and COMPLEX calculations using taxpayer dollars to fund it…here is your “safe to pee” list:

• When the San Francisco title card comes on screen
• When Hulk is having lunch
• When Tony and Pepper are talking
• When the New Jersey title card comes on screen
• DO NOT GO PEE AFTER THE 2 HOUR MARK! Trust me.

Alright, there it is. Now let’s all go and enjoy the culmination of the MCU! (Bring tissues.)

Also, just as a final word. PLEASE don’t be that person. Once you’ve seen the movie keep #Spoilers to yourself for at least a month or you’ve confirmed everyone you could possibly know has seen it. Only a heckin’ joker would go about ruining something like this for people.